A moron won a lottery. He went to the lottery office to claim the prize but was told that he would not be paid the entire amount at one time.
“We’ll give you one lakh today and then you’ll get the remaining spread over 19 weeks,” explained the man at the lottery office.
“Oh no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it,” insisted the moron.
The man tried to explain the whole procedure to the moron once again. But the moron was furious and shouted out,” Look I want my money. If you’re not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then give me my five rupees back!”