ENGLISH fast bowler George Thomas had taken two quick wickets and was bowling to Vivian Richards. Richards played forward to the ball and missed it.
“It’s called a ball,” said Thomas looking contemptuously at Richards.
“It’s red, shiny, has a seam and you’re supposed to hit it with that thing in your hands”
Richard hit the next ball for a six.
“You know what it looks like,’ said Richards, grinning at Thomas. “Now go and find it.”