Einstein and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
Einstein says: “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question,if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5. And if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.
Einstein asks the first question:’What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon?
Indian doesn’t say a word, reaches into his pocket, pulls out a $5 note.
Now, it’s the Indian’s turn.
He asks Einstein:What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Indian $500.
Einstein is now going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
Indian reaches into his pocket and gives Einstein $5.
Einstein is stumped.
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I saw two guys communicating in sign language.
Before I could start empathising with them, they spat out the gutka and started talking.
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We Indians look both ways, while crossing the road.
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Indian roads must carry a tagline – ‘Best before three months’!
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Only two people in this world care about you truly:
Your mom, and the people who shout to tell you about your bike’s side stand.
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Anything is possible in Bollywood… like playing basketball wearing football shoes in tennis clothes on a golf course.
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Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Do you drink?” the girl’s father inquired of his prospective
son-in-law.
“First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation”, asked the son-in-law.
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Bablu: “Good evening, yaar. Thought I’d drop in and see you about the umbrella you borrowed from me last week.”
Chandu: “I’m sorry, but I lent it to a friend of mine.
Were you wanting it?”
Bablu: “Well, not for myself, but the fellow I borrowed it from, says the owner wants it.”
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In India, every city has at least one Asia’s largest mall.
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Pappu, while filling up a form:
“Dad, what should I write against
mother tongue?”
Santa: “Very long!”
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Santa and Banta met on a village road. Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder.
‘Oye, Santa,’ hailed Banta, ‘What is in the bag?’
‘Murgiyan – Chickens,’ came the reply.
‘If I guess how many, can I have one?’ asked Banta
‘You can have both of them.’
‘OK,’ said Banta, ‘five.’
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I am sorry. I can’t hear you properly. Can you please repeat, what is the problem?
The same said in Hindi is short and sweet: ‘Haaaiiin?’
– Compiled by A. Radhkarishnan and Team OIOP